I Took Cliff Notes Of Trump's Alabama Speech Last Night

I posted on my Facebook page right after his speech last night and it ended up getting shared a lot so, I just thought I'd repost it here. It takes on a different form of ridiculousness when seeing it in writing. Comedy? Tragedy? Horror? All three? You decide.

In case you missed Trump's stream of consciousness Alabama stump speech, I took notes from beginning to end, much of it verbatim.

1. I love a Billy Graham.
2. Mexicans are scary.
3. My hair is real.
4. Politicians suck.
5. Build a big ol' wall.
6. Jeb sucks, Hillary sucks.
7. Jeff Sessions rules.
8. Mexicans are scary.
9. I'm incredible, my poll numbers are the shit.
10. I can't be bought because I'm super rich.